Yes, I got my Scrooge on. And your point is...? No really - I was not fit for human consumption the entire weekend...the
Bakers Dozen c/o ej.
- Vegetate with Hammy, and watch Finding Nemo for the gazillionth time.
- Insomnia & the convo with Mr. Earning Potential. Synopsis: not only is chivalry dead, but it took romance out with it...
- I decide that my lovelife needs a colonic.
- Saturday:: Tried X-mas shopping with E. Came across 2 soccer moms fighting over a parking space, and...
- Meghan, the official Customer-No-Service Queen of 2005. After not greeting me, and then looking blankly as I tried to return the not-so-hot Pumas (I bought 3 pairs, jeez); she says "er, um yes?!" then proceeds to charge me for the shoes, again. I subsequently spent another 20 minutes in the store, as the manager fixed Ms. Meghan's f&*%-up.
- Goodwill toward men, falalalala - what a crock of bullshyt....And if one more Neon/Tercel/Echo/Focus cuts Bessie (my truck) off on the way home from the mall, I'mma put the driver in a choke hold...choke 'em out, until I put 'em to sleep.
- Get home, and I finally wash the press outta my hair. I'm nappy-headed once again-Yeah!!!
- Hammy & I retire early, to watch A.I. Ok, honestly - Hammy watches A.I., and since it is (IMHO) the longest and most depressing movie ever made, I watch the back of my eye lids.
- My thoughts until approximately Sunday 2pm:: I really should get up and do something, right? At about 4pm, I finally run out to look at a property that my realtor found us...
- ...and I run into my version of Xanadu, hence the picture above. Don't want to jinx it, so I don't want to talk about it much, but I think I found my home.
- Interesting convo with The Geek about why my lovelife sucks. He gave me a tortoise & hare analogy: The Rover and Old Faithful. Basically, since Rover is more experienced than Old Faithful, Rover initially appears smoother & more charming. So Rover gets more chicks & gets around. More chicks come across Rover (and his brethren since they are dating multiple women), so they think "all men are dogs". Meanwhile, Old Faithful is sitting by the door, less smooth, sorta chillin'- looking for that "One", and women are stepping over him, to get at Rover. The Geek claims he's Old Faithful. We'll see.
- The Wire:: fave scene - Marlo winking at Avon in court like "I got this shawty..." Can u say - DAYUM!!!! And Cutty is my new fave hottie.
2 comments:
Chivalry can't be dead! Keep it alive in 2005! (At least that's gonna be my motto...let's hope it works!)
I'm rockin my black Bah Humbug hat today to protect the dome fro mthis effin 10 degree weather. But I think I should wrap it up and send it down to the ATL!
Despite all that: Merry Christmas to you and Hammy. Keep hope alive in '05! And, as always... Thanks for playing!
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